Reviews

Let's be honest... I make a lot of messes. Elliot makes them disappear like it never happened. Fast, quiet, and doesn't ask dumb questions. 10/10.

Pipe burst in our basement over the weekend and ruined the carpet and half the drywall. Crew was out same day, dried everything, replaced the drywall, and matched the paint almost perfectly. Wish every contractor was this easy to work with.

Professional, efficient, and zero judgment. Blood, fur, broken concrete—doesn't matter. It's gone. Elliot's the only number I keep saved.

Doug here. These guys showed up, cleaned everything up, and didn't ask questions. Greg's did a good job. Wall was covered in blood, furniture was destroyed, whole place smelled like Greg. Solid work. Would hire them again.

Second time calling these guys for the same address, if I'm honest. Greg's lease renews in June and I'm starting to think I should just put The Cleanup Guy on retainer at this point. No complaints about the work, just... it's a lot, lately.

Bigfoot don't usually write reviews, but when we do... it's because someone earned it. Solid work. No smell. No trace. Respect.

I don't trust many humans. Elliot's one of the few. He knows how to handle the aftermath without getting in the way. That's rare.

They don't ask questions. They don't flinch. They just clean. That's why they're the best in the game.

We keep The Cleanup Guy on our approved vendor list for a reason. Room 214 has needed them more than any other unit in the building, and they've never once made it a story for the other guests. Billing straight to the property account works great for us.

Elliot's team saved my place after a full moon gone wrong. Can't even tell it happened. Worth every damn credit.

Quick response, totally discrete, and they even got the mud out of my floorboards. Honestly impressive.

They did great work on the actual damage, no complaints there. Only odd thing — when they pulled out the wall studs behind the closet, there were symbols carved into a couple of them, old-looking, not something my contractor did. Asked Elliot about it and he just said it happens sometimes in older houses and kept working. Still thinking about it honestly.

I've been around a long time. Seen a lot of cleanups. These guys are in a league of their own. Old school work ethic.

The aftermath was... extensive. Elliot handled it with total professionalism. Highly recommend.

Heavy damage. Heavy blood. Heavy smell. Gone in a few hours. That's what I call professional.

They cleaned up after Taco Tuesday... trust me, it was rough. Place looks brand new. Gracias, amigos.

As the face of the pack, I only trust the best. The Cleanup Guy keeps our world running behind the scenes. Couldn't do it without you.

"You Shift. We Clean."

Thanks for trusting us with the mess no one else can handle.

I hired these people after my brother disappeared. They came in, cleaned everything, asked no questions, and left. I believe a werewolf took him. They know more than they're letting on. They're hiding something.